#yeah i am

[tiredmamaissy]

Oh nothing, just thinking about an accidental creampie with Simon Riley and him turning into a forceful breeding. 😇 mdni!!

Your thighs are on fire but it doesn’t stop you from riding his fat cock. Your pussy is so wet and sloppy it stains his thighs every time you ram him back inside. Your mind is cloudy and you’re high on hormones. It’s the first you’ve felt this way in months.

“‘m ovulating, lieutenant.” You confess through a desperate whisper when you feel him twitch inside you.

His eyes widen as they search yours with haste, trying to find your bluff. Bluff that you didn’t actually have the balls to come off the pill and fuck him raw. He made you swear to take your pill everyday. And he knows you can’t ovulate when you’re on it.

“Fuck. Get off.” He grunts gruffly, glancing down at the slimy, sticky mess you're making on him.

“But ‘m gonna cum—gonna cum. Gonna c-cum on your cock, ghost.”

Your pouting, pushing hard enough to shove the crown of his cock past your cervix. You grind into him in a frenzy, chasing your orgasm like you need it to breathe. He feels you tighten around him and your little fingers dig into his shoulders.

“I said get off, private.” He growls deep, fighting hard to keep himself composed.

But the feeling of your fertile little pussy pulsing on his cock makes him to lose control. You go to lift yourself off him once you finish, only for him to grab your hips and force you back down onto his cock, hard.

“Fuckin’ hell—” He groans gutturally, flooding your cunt with his hot seed.

“Simon…fuck!” You whimper from how deep he is, trying to wriggle out his unrelenting grasp.

“Is that what you wanted? Wanted me to breed you?” He rasps, driving his throbbing cock even deeper inside. “Then you better take it, love.”

[huxleaf]

I like to think that Dear is selectively mute n has/had to force themself to speak when they couldn't because they didn't wanna offend anybody n the reason why they barely interrupt Lasko's ranting/rambling is because they finally feel like they can finally just listen to somebody talk without being asked something along the lines of "are you even listening to me??" or "if you don't wanna hear me talk just say so"

[lilithofpenandbook]

Headcanon that when Snape's upset, like mental breakdown crying for hours upset, he'll hide under his bed. Or under a sofa. Just in a tiny hiding place underneath something. That, or he'll wrap himself in his blanket, completely covered, even his face and just stay there alternating between crying and convincing himself not to cry

[cinnamo6]

[postive-td-takes]

I like to headcanon that Ezekiel, due to not being allowed much of a social life, has befriended a lot of the animals both back on the farm and also on camp Wawanakwa. They can tell by his vibe that he's too dumb to really cause any harm, plus he's chill.

He finds them easier to understand and good listeners, especially when he begins to unlearn all the old-fashioned things his family taught him. Because of what he said during the first few episodes, he's not particularly popular around the other contestants, so he resorts to the one thing he's most familiar with.

NO IM NOT PROJECTING

I also headcanon that he just picks up animals like that one 'yoink' guy on tiktok

Just grabs them

Yoink

❤️‍🩹

[daydreamerwonderkid]

shifting my brain to start picturing you as a pink ryan gosling in a cowboy hat and spurs

I spent WAY too much fucking time on this shit post.

Obligatory click for better quality

You do NOT have permission to repost my art.

If any Ryan Gosling stans are annoyed at me for using your tag, yell at me and I'll fix it <3

Note free version under cut

[s0lit4ir3]

dying my hair or dying, that is the question

[askblueandviolet]

DF: Not even 24 hours later and I have 6 asks in the box XDDDDD. Well I suppose I'm glad you are all interested. And some of these questions, I think Mayor would have... An interesting time answering.

Ask box is closed for now (for my own sanity) but I swear that it will be open again... Maybe Wednesday?? Depending where you live, that might also be Tuesday.

Thanks for everything guys! If you had a question please know that I'm sorry and that you still have a chance :)))

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[ksbbb]

This Season 5 update is going well.

That’s all.

[louisplumpyass]

he's SUCH a bluegreener that it's giving me a headache

[blackteawithmelodrama]

How is Tom fucking Shiv and then her cousin worse than Nate fucking Kendall and then his sister, huh?

[loganlermanstanaccount]

Are you British !!!! ?????

innit innit bruv that's so peak m8

[xdantesinfernox]

i think it's very important to note that i'm not only delusional and mentally ill but also very hot and sexy

[sarcastic-bug]

(umm Venus knight ???)

uhh tried this 3d art thing on ibis paint and not sure about results tbh

(idk requests for thisss?)

[charlotterenaissance]

💥 kids in the hall headcanons, pt. 1 💥

butch from the steps sketches and brad the leaf's fan are twins, but they don't talk much

the axe murderer and the bad doctor are also twins, but they meet up every month

kathie had a crush on cathy almost as soon as they started working together. she tried asking her out during the "cathy's wild weekend" sketch

gordon and the boyfriend from the white trash couple are cousins

riley, butch, and schmitty all saw sex girl patrol in theaters. riley and butch openly loved it, schmitty secretly bought it on vhs

takes place after the dna bombs were dropped in the apocalypse dj sketch, which is why a large population of the city look like the same five guys

hecubus really is a spawn of satan and even though he told simon milligan this and simon pulls him out of the floor every show he has yet to really put it together

[the-real-mccoye]

Right now is when I sit and consider... Am I really going to spend my day getting modded fallout new vegas working on my steam deck?

Am I really gonna put myself through this?